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irony prevails

5/10/2020

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Here are some of my experiences that make up the ever-present irony of daily life. Do any sound familiar?
  1. Good news....free samples of pizza at the grocery store
    Bad news...it's 'breakfast' pizza - no wonder they give it away
  2. Good news...the grocery store offers an insanely cheap price on an item
    Bad news...you have to buy 10 of them to get the cheap price
  3. Good news...you are given a *free* car wash token
    Bad news...while going through the car wash,  your rear windshield wiper gets ripped off, never to be seen again
  4. Good news...while shopping you finally locate a public restroom
    Bad news...there's not a shred of toilet paper to be found anywhere
  5. Good news...it's Saturday
    Bad news...your alarm clock woke you up at 5 am because you, while on auto-pilot, activated it the night before
  6. Good news...you are having friends over for dinner
    Bad news...you forgot to press start on the dishwasher full of dirty dishes
  7. Good news...a dog-walker dutifully carries their plastic bag
    Bad news...when his dog did the deed, the dog-walker did a 360 to see if anyone noticed; he assumed no one did and continued on his way. The plastic bag must have been a fashion accessory.
  8. Good news...you spent $150 at the grocery and replenished every item you wanted
    Bad news...except for the one item you desperately needed to make your evening meal
  9. Good news...you bought ten beautiful perennials you couldn't resist
    Bad news...not one empty space was available in your garden
  10. Good news...gasoline prices are at an all-time low
    Bad news...you're 'sheltering at home' and your travels are limited
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